"Yes, if you don't like it you can leave. This isn't Eric Robert's tepee you know?" -30 Rock
EX-GF- "Are you under the influence of anything"?
Me- "Ice coffee and Camel lights Mom why"?
"Amours fog" - Over heard in one of my classes
"I was throw out of collage for cheating on a metaphysics exam. I was looking into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."-Woody Allen.